Chevy Starre
District 1
okay this is probably my favorite thing I’ve made.
I got the idea from tumblr. love me.
this is the first page in my new watercolor moleskine.
Inside the tallest turret of the castle Calypso found herself trapped. Forever in the shadows of her siblings. They weren’t her family, they adopted her to be their slave. To do their work and pick on them. A long time ago her parents had died and this family took her in. Little did Calypso know…
really?
I just need to take a moment to appreciate that a girl at the house party just had to be talked out of taser-ing a drunk kid who passed out? Where the hell…. who has a taser in my hometown? THE FUCK? Is this real life?
^ what the poor drunk kid would have done is the crazy bitch tasered him.. honestly?? Where I’m from a baseball bat or a shot gun is the weapon of choice..
Tempting fate…
Memorial day weekend celebration… started friday night. I left work ready for a long weekend of partying hard, friends and good times. Living it up as well always do in the middle of nowhere Illinois. Lots of cold beer, plaid, daisy dukes and country music. Redneck is a way of living where I’m from and holidays.. the shit just gets unreal. And the stupidity is more unreal.. well my friends and I.. were all young, dumb, and live for the weekends with full time jobs for the summer. Danger follows us around.. and my dangerous escapades started at 5:30 saturday morning after a short night of partying… Having to move cars in the middle a wicked storm. Branches falling everywhere!
Moving on to Saturday night (Black out drunk) Of what I was told. Anne was on a roof. I am afraid of heights.. so my only reasoning is that yes I must have been really drunk if I got on the roof. Further proof from that roof experience.. I fell on said roof. My knees, shins and elbows are bruised and cut. Then I realized I could have died. But and hour later.. I was told I was back on the roof. Clearly.. obliterated now. At some point there was a water fight in a barn doomed to collapse. Oh and did i mention we started our party at a fort in the middle of the woods. The fort.. also doomed to fall apart. But i survived.. barely. All of this I was told the next day.. having no recollection.
So all day sunday. The 13 of us still ready to party headed out for the river, for a day of drinking and floating down the river. 8 hours of floating and so much more booze.. Anne fell off her inflatable inner tube and took almost 30 minutes to get back in. Several points during the time where I wanted to give up and went “Leave me! Leave me behind!” So drunk and barely a good swimmer… why am I tempting fate? Ughh. Bad life decisions. Oh lets not forget my other bad decision “I’ll be fine! I don’t need sunscreen!” Burned to a effing crisp…
So we get back to the house and proceed to set up the slip and slide, the bon fire, and the grill for the party again. Anne went on the slip and slide twice. First time I should have stopped. I mad it through fine and decided a 2nd time was a good idea.. with 6 of my friends. So what do I do? I run full boar toward the slide and roll my ankle as i fall onto the tarp. So I’m bruise and and my ankle is swollen. Good news though.. the bon fire.. I didn’t fall in it or play with the fire! lol
So a weekend full of debauchery and I know tomorrow will be painful. My shins, elbows, ankle, knees, skin and head will be hurting. And i will be going home to be judged by my parents.. Should be fun? Lets not forget the multiple ways/times I could have died between friday and monday. I think I’m set for bad decisions for a while.. YOLO I guess? Happy holiday.. haha
Every song you have ever loved and every song you have ever hated.
THIS. WAS. EVERYTHING. LITERALLY.
ALL THE AWARDS.
Lucky - Brittany Spears
Love Story - Taylor Swift
I’m Yours - Jason Mraz
Super Bass - Nicki Minaj
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys
Escape - Enrique Iglesias
Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
Hot & Cold - Katy Pery
The Boy Is Mine - Brandy & Monica
It’s Ok If It’s In a 3-Way - Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, Lady Gaga
Whatchu Say - Jason De Rulo
Baby - Justin Beiber
You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
Take On Me - A-Ha
Jar of Hearts - Christine Peri
Torn - Natalie Imbruglia
Love the Way you Lie - Eminem Ft. Rihanna
Skyscrape - Demi Levato
Poker Face - Lady Gaga
3 AM - Matchbox 20
Airplane - B.o.B ft. Haylie Williams
Let It Be- THe Beatles
Party Rock Anthem - LFMAO
Don’t Stop Believing - Journey
She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5
Someone Like You - Adele
It’s All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion
Apologize - One Republic
No Scrubs - TLC
Forget You - Cee Lo Green
Landslide - Fleetwood Mac
Who’s that Lady - Isley Brothers
All I Wanna Do -Sheryl Crow
Friday - Rebecca Black
Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING
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